The Lusty Argonian Maid

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The Lusty Argonian Maid

Post by Sonikku » Fri Jun 23, 2006 10:22 pm

I found the funniest book in all of Oblivion (Or so far anyway), and got the script out of the Construction Set for you all to read it :D



The Lusty Argonian Maid
Act IV, Scene III, continued

Lifts-Her-Tail: Certainly not, kind sir! I am here but to clean your chambers.

Crantius Colto: Is that all you have come here for, little one? My chambers?

Lifts-Her-Tail: I have no idea what it is you imply, master. I am but a poor Argonian maid.

Crantius Colto: So you are, my dumpling. And a good one at that. Such strong legs and shapely tail.

Lifts-Her-Tail: You embarrass me, sir!

Crantius Colto: Fear not. You are safe here with me.

Lifts-Her-Tail: I must finish my cleaning, sir. The mistress will have my head if I do not!

Crantius Colto: Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here, polish my spear.

Lifts-Her-Tail: But it is huge! It could take me all night!

Crantius Colto: Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.
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Post by Gokussj5okazu » Sun Jul 02, 2006 4:40 am

That is pretty funny. Maybe a little gross too, but it's a good way..perverted maids are always funny to watch. Or read about, in this case.
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Post by Obakabible » Thu Oct 12, 2006 3:09 pm

Argonians suck, both genders, on guy parts.
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Post by personn5 » Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:35 pm

i think the game i had said mace instead of spear (i had 360 version)
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Post by Sonikku » Wed Apr 25, 2007 10:26 pm

personn5 wrote:i think the game i had said mace instead of spear (i had 360 version)
I doubt it would say mace, since the spear is part of the joke (It's long... Stiff... Hard... *gets hit over the head with a baseball bat*), and because it was in Morrowind as well, and I found it on both PC and Xbox versions, but if it does, despite the odds, then the PC version is far superior :D
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Post by personn5 » Thu Apr 26, 2007 4:34 pm

when i get my own computer i might get oblivion or one of the expansions(Shivering isles, knights of the nine)
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